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Portland, Oregon: dateline July 20: Oregon family announces that they have re-adjusted to the Pacific Coast time zone, and now they are going to concentrate on other environmental issues, such as staying comfortable in 100 degree heat.

Oakland, California: dateline July 18: California family announces the birth of Madeleine Sylvia Josephine Ames. All are sleep deprived but well. Pictures may become available if we can sufficiently compensate the paparazzi.